Tuesday, November 29, 2005
Minger versus Uber Minger
You know Alien versus Predator right? Well what I saw last night on Eastenders was a sight far, far worse.
What on earth are the 'storyline writers' thinking of, to spring, completely out of the blue, the ungodly visual of Naomi (Minger) kissing Uber Minger Sonya?
I have always disliked this character Sonya. Just a nasty example of what you could become if you don't wash.
The new character, Naomi, is also nasty. Big ole forehead, ridiculous whining, whingy voice, and big ole teeth.
"Oh I know, let's make a Super Uber Minger shock plot just before Christmas!" exclaims Eeedjut Storyline Man 1.
"Yep, great idea man, I second that. The viewers will love that!" says Eeedjut Storyline Man 2.
Well you know what, you stupid, bunch of Eeedjut Storyline Men?
All you did was make me physically sick.