Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Minger versus Uber Minger



You know Alien versus Predator right? Well what I saw last night on Eastenders was a sight far, far worse.

What on earth are the 'storyline writers' thinking of, to spring, completely out of the blue, the ungodly visual of Naomi (Minger) kissing Uber Minger Sonya?

I have always disliked this character Sonya. Just a nasty example of what you could become if you don't wash.

The new character, Naomi, is also nasty. Big ole forehead, ridiculous whining, whingy voice, and big ole teeth.

"Oh I know, let's make a Super Uber Minger shock plot just before Christmas!" exclaims Eeedjut Storyline Man 1.

"Yep, great idea man, I second that. The viewers will love that!" says Eeedjut Storyline Man 2.

Well you know what, you stupid, bunch of Eeedjut Storyline Men?

All you did was make me physically sick.

6 comments:

The Complimenting Commenter said...

Very good review. Haven't seen the show, but you'd expect the writers to understand the viewers better. Cool post, and great blog.

Stef said...

Doesn't sound that appealing, it has to be said. Mind you, who watches Eastenders for the totty?!

Brookie was the first to do the whole 'lesbian kiss' think wasn't it? Now Anna Friel would get a portion...

Happybutterfly said...

Uuummmmm yes, Anna Friel..I'd have her;-)

Stef said...

I saw her on a magazine cover today.
Nice.

Mandarin Orange said...

Personally I prefer the word "munter", which allows for the comparative "unter munter" :-)

Stef said...

Swamp donkey is always a good one as well.