You know Alien versus Predator right? Well what I saw last night on Eastenders was a sight far, far worse.
What on earth are the 'storyline writers' thinking of, to spring, completely out of the blue, the ungodly visual of Naomi (Minger) kissing Uber Minger Sonya?
I have always disliked this character Sonya. Just a nasty example of what you could become if you don't wash.
The new character, Naomi, is also nasty. Big ole forehead, ridiculous whining, whingy voice, and big ole teeth.
"Oh I know, let's make a Super Uber Minger shock plot just before Christmas!" exclaims Eeedjut Storyline Man 1.
"Yep, great idea man, I second that. The viewers will love that!" says Eeedjut Storyline Man 2.
Well you know what, you stupid, bunch of Eeedjut Storyline Men?
All you did was make me physically sick.
5 comments:
Very good review. Haven't seen the show, but you'd expect the writers to understand the viewers better. Cool post, and great blog.
Doesn't sound that appealing, it has to be said. Mind you, who watches Eastenders for the totty?!
Brookie was the first to do the whole 'lesbian kiss' think wasn't it? Now Anna Friel would get a portion...
Uuummmmm yes, Anna Friel..I'd have her;-)
I saw her on a magazine cover today.
Nice.
Swamp donkey is always a good one as well.
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