Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Lynden David Hall - one soul brother

I managed to 'handle' Valentines Day with my mum and a close family friend. We handled it with a nice big bottle of Brandy and a bucketful of tears.

This is the perfect way to grieve.


Sunday, February 17, 2008

Worthing timber burn out




So. Worthing idiots/arsonists help in the ridding of the washed up timber that caused the beaches along the Sussex coast to be closed, by setting it ablaze in the middle of the night?

Dumb.

Dumb.

Dumb.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Quality tastes better than quantity

I was just about to click 'create new post' (and add some depressing thoughts about tomorrow but I will hold that for the day itself thank you very much), when my eyes were drawn to my tag line about quality tasting better than quantity.

Got me all excited it did (yes, I can be sad at times, oh yes, very sad).

Because I don't know which idiot would rather eat three mingin pussies than one sweet, pure, juicy, moist, perfumed one(au naturell of course), is really, beyond me.

Pussies are meant to be enjoyed, caressed, nurtured to the point of no return, devoured and ravished until the heavens open, right there, yes, just there;-)



Sunday, February 10, 2008

Pulling

This is the funniest new series by the BBC. There is only one day left on it before I suppose they put up Episode 2 but here is the first one.

I watched this with a girl friend and we laughed out loud continuously.

I laughed until I was crying.

Then I laughed until it hurt.

Then I stopped laughing because I was crying.

It's a girl thing:-)

(Might not be viewable outside UK though)

Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Girl and food

I haven't written here for a while mainly because the agony and pain felt in typing because of police brutality (see earlier entries to know what I'm going on about). Only in the last two weeks have I had no pain at all. So. I dare to say that I am back. With a vengeance;-)

Plus food opportunities have been crap until now (more later).

Another reason is that this blog of mine is supposed to be about mainly girl on girl action and..food(not necessarily at the same time mind you!).

Things are looking up.

I answered an ad on gumtree and I think things are good.

The lady in question is black. (remembering that my taste is sooo not black girls). Turns out that she is rather fine looking. Plus she has just written to me in fab German which is a plus factor for me. She is French but living here (albeit briefly) in my current town of residence.

I mean what else should a bi girl do but go for it?

Update on 'other' women in the search..girl who finished college has decided to advertise absolutely everywhere that she is straight and does not contact me and has deleted me from myspace;-)

I never rung her can I just say. She kept ringing me.

However I must say that all the readers of my blog (who comment) were right about her. It just took me a bit longer to see her ways.

Am curious what the feeling is about Miss Paris (who by the way is out and out looking for Princess Charming only.

So no confusion there eh?