Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Mormons are so predictable

Sneecough - a cross betweeen a sneeze and a cough

A higher level of issues.

That is me apparently.

My youngest sister said that. Oh she of 16 years.

I feel bad because I was absolutely horrible to the Mormons who knocked at my door at tonight. Expecting warmth and welcome and only receiving pure and the finest venom.

They want to save me whilst I am quite busy tring to save myself.

Monday, October 24, 2005

Cyber Candy Heaven

Yesterday I went to Cybercandy in Brighton.

It just appeared. New branch and I don't know how long it had been there but I lost the plot on this tiny stash and ended up £22.00 lighter in my purse.

But it was worth it.


Saturday, October 22, 2005

Talkative Girl Bitch

Why can't I sleep with all that noise. Across the street. Old Working men club together to freak. Out the neighbours seem apparently deaf. My ears just tingle. Are a mess from the noise. Intertwined with train rumbles and groans. Is it you. Again my God no.

Stop and wait. Just listen only snores. Too late to find the clothes peg through buzzing engine. Bores. Me. Car. Past me by. Left self on shore floor. Expectant. To find treasure. Revealing. Boy racer buzz my bell. Not her next door. On the floor wanting more. Pick me. I am cute. I am cute. Cuter than pie.

Why did I suggest to my own self. Get up. Do not sleep for fear of buzzing head and thoughts too deep. Round and about we go on the same train. Hoping to find questions to answers we already knew.

Friday, October 21, 2005

Sexpot Fury

My rubbish memory bank has been triggered today by this man.

Hats off to you and all that.

I think it's pointless to serve up your signature dish just to get a shag. I wasted one of those dishes on a girl that I met on the train heading back to Worthing. She lived in Shoreham which isn't more than two stops on the train. She did all the usual 'straight' girl pretending dance and in the end she asked for my number, with a twinkle in her eye.

I made her spaghetti bolognaise, but this version that I make is a distinctly Jamaican version, of which I am proud. Hot, spicy, sexy.

She came.

Ok, literally.

She ate.

Again literally.

She ate some more.

Greedy cow at this point.

Then pissed off to Switzerland the next day to be a snowboarding instructor, without even a god damn thank you.

On all counts.

Some women you just cannot forgive.

Tuesday, October 18, 2005

This is the best piece of comedy yet

You have received a message from Aminata (Member Id: 2388070)

Dear Madam, Hello Ma, and i tell to you that i am more than happy in your reply to my mail. How was your day.Cos' am a little bit okay as for now over here in Dakar Senegal here in West-Africa.Presently i am residing in the Humanitarian Building here in Dakar as a result of the Crises that happened right at my Country then and have been going on Secretly.So please i am still very much single an Dropped out from the Universityl.So please i do want to be free and still myself read. Thanks and please kindly try and get to know that Distant is actually nothing to do or to say ok thanks for love and truth to be and then both can come together and be as one ok. Well,my father was late Mr.Abdul Mustapha the personal adviser to the former head of State in our Country before the rebels attacked our house one fateful early morning got every one Assasinated both my parents. I managed to make my way to nearby country here Senegal where we are leaving now.And full of sorrow and help especially for life and to be loved. However,i would like to know more about you.Your likes and dislikes,your hobbies and what you are doing presently. Can actually discuss and as well for you to get kindly try and help me out in this terrible situation with my Late Fathers inheritance has been Deposited in a finance house. 4.5 Million Dollars.($4.5MILLION) Please am on my kneel begging for your assistance towards my situation, pls i need your full assistance in this matter, as soon as i hear from you i will give you all the details concerning the Transactions, am not writting this mail to scare you away from me, all am saying is what am passing through here. so pls if you are willing to help kindly forward your full contact address for the arrangements of the transactions. please am begging you to keep it secret and confidential between me and you. i will stop here till i here from you. And do not run away from me. Please cos' i am dying here and duly needed you as my partner forever. do not scare me away from your body.take me as your part of your body Thanks till i read from you. It 's me, Aminata Mustapha

Note to self: Remember that there are varying degrees of bull and some things do not even register on the scale of life

New Version of BBC Imp worry

There is a new version for us trialists to download but before we do that there is whole palaver to clean our computers to get rid of the old one. This includes completely deleting all downloaded files, regardless whether watched or not.

I have 30 programmes (including one film, which I have to say was in my Inbox at rocket speed) sitting there. If I delete them all, will they download again after the new install or will I have to download again? I actually want to watch what I have but I also want the new version which has been updated with all the little tweaks that users have reported. (However I don't think they will be doing away with the 7 day expiry any day soon).

I have a plan.

I am going to move all those programmes onto my external hard drive and see if that will keep them. The worse that can happen is my hard drive gets buggered:-)

Any other suggestions on how to get round this would be appreciated.

Butterscotch Tart Oh yeah

In fact, can I hear a hell yeah! I made this yesterday. I am suffering though as it had to be chilled in the fridge overnight before it is perfectly ready. Am off down the shops later to get me some custard and pig right out later. Hopefully it will be the dogs....

On the Wary Girl front, everything seems to be running along quite nicely thank you very much. She doesn't understand why I fancy her (although she is pleased with that fact). I think she's just being a tease on that score though as she sooooo knows that she is sexy and gorgeous.

I'm down wid that.

Note to self: Cut down on listening to so much Hip Hop.

Monday, October 17, 2005

Best fish n chips is in....

Worthing! (ish).

I really cannot give away the exact position because I absolutely do not want tonnes of tourists turning up and nicking my table, or using all the tartare sauce, before I get mine! No way.

I can say that the fish is 'catch of the day', there was a choice of fresh haddock, huss or skate. I had haddock. The batter was like none I have ever seen in my life, with no oil, grease or break in the smoothness of the batter. I am still trying to figure out how they make it like that. Plus the chips were top class, however I daren't say they are the best in the world, but I do dare to say that about the fish.

Cheeky ain't I?:-)

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Wary Girl Caution


I told Wary Girl that I want to shag her.

She has a new haircut today that I haven't seen but am sure that I will love when I see it. She said that she wants to shag herself because of her hair, and then me, stupidly said that I want to shag her not her hair.


How do I get out of that?

I am shaking my head in disbelief that I told her something so bloody obvious.


Am I a hustler?

I have just kicked arse in a pool club. Well actually if anybody from England is reading this then I can actually say "a working man's club' and you will know what I mean. I wasn't, however, playing old gits. There was some young, new blood in there tonight considering that England just beat Poland, but this is what they said to me.

Just because I was Queen of the table does not make me a hustler. Or does it?

I am just good at pool and happen to be a girl.

If I was some fat bloke with a moustache and was "da King" all night then I am totally sure that I would not have been called a hustler.

Mood: pretty much peed off.

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Seems like I'm really special to have BBC iMP

I just received an email of which I was just going to copy and paste on to here but this little clause at the end made me a bit ditthery, "Any unauthorised copying, disclosure or distribution of the material in this e-mail is strictly forbidden."

So instead I will paraphrase.

Seems like there is a technical hitch in distributing to the 5,000 that were chosen and quite a lot are still waiting to test the player. They may have to wait until the end of October (which is incidentally my birthday) before they can play.

I will just take it as an early birthday pressie from the BBC.

I have been testing from the start and my first niggle is actually the 7 day expiration on programmes. I knew this was how the player is meant to run but I think what would be better would be if the programme has already been downloaded then you should be allowed to watch when you feel like. Twice now I have had to delete programmes before watching because they have expired.

You see if these downloads were eventually counted towards ratings then they would not be accurate, if no one had actually got to watch what they downloaded due to expiry.

Second niggle is that I have had a few script errors when rating programmes, or even when deleting programmes. But hey, this is still in Beta so hope they sort these issues out before full release.

Nothing else bothering me about the BBC Imp player today.

I'm loving it, and wish this existed ages ago!

Friday, October 07, 2005

Are you bisexual quiz

Found this quiz (rubbish but still) to test your sexuality , via these guys.

My results are

You scored as Bisexual.






Thursday, October 06, 2005

Wary girl may just need a name change

Yesterday, all day, my head was hanging off.

That's right. No association was happening between head and body. It hurt. Self inflicted? It's not the point;-)

Wary girl night was a success. It's weird but my partner told me that when he first met Wary Girl that she reminded him of my ex girlfriend but a much more glorious and fantabulous version.

When I met Wary Girl I told her this but I said that she looked nothing like my ex.

However, I must have been blind or something because she sooooo does.

I was going to go with Wary Girl to Wales as she has a funeral to go to, but the distance between head and body were far too great for me to function, so I didn't go. Instead I struggled to the shop to buy medicine.

7 cans of coke.

Wary Girl is ever such a foxy minx. Don't know what move to make next. Suggestions would be nice..including a new name as she isn't exactly Wary anymore.

BBC Imp is fabulous

I have been 'lucky' enough to be one of the testers of the soon to be released BBC interactive media player (iMP). 24 hours later and I am hooked! It is the equivalent of a Sky+ box but for BBC channels only (both TV, radio and HDTV formats) available for free on the internet.

I am not usually a tv watcher (believing there is pure nonsense available). However, when one is able to pick programmes and download them with ease and never miss an episode, on the Net, this is fab. Most of my time is spent on the computer anyway so this is perfect.

The only premise is that the programme has to have aired already on 'proper' tv and you can pick and choose up to the last seven days. You even get to rate the programmes. We all love a bit of rating don't we?

For once I have something great to say about the lovely BBC!

Go iMP.

Saturday, October 01, 2005

Lust for Wary Girl

Yeah Wary Girl is becoming rather interesting to me. She has stopped turning up in short mini skirts and has now taken to trousers in the All Saints/dancer fashion. Much more my flavour. I am going out with her on Tuesday or Wednesday. I don't know if I'm going to her flat or not yet.

It's all interesting. Especially as she is a a Scorpio like myself and we are both sussing each other out.

It's all good.

As a little note to myself, I am very annoyed with Bi curious girls at the moment. I am sick of seeing on supposedly bisexual boards and forums, 90 percent of the messages being from confused women suddenly waking up to something inside. I don't believe them for a minute. It is also very boring to read the same ole, same ole all the time.


Rant is now over.

Pandora debate

Being British I am often bemused by the comments from Americans on websites. They are almost nearly always Scorpion in tone. Phrases range from 'awesome' and 'wow', for the obviously postive to ' rubbish' for negative feedback. No middle ground.

How very unBritish;-)

In this vein I shall comment on the Pandora player. I have been dragging my feet on subscribing because there are a few niggling things that need to be fixed.

The player tends to timeout on a far too regular basis (on average after 15 minutes), whilst it is attempting to find the next perfect song to play.

This is bloody annoying.

The database (they have a zillion trillion) is mainly American artists. It is as though this is the only place where interesting/good music comes from. This is certainly not the case.

Reggae artists are lacking.

Lots of my favourite British artists could not be found amongst the trillions of songs/artists that they have in their database, and these are not even underground ones!

For now I have decided to hold onto my $36 dollars and use this instead.