I told Wary Girl that I want to shag her.
She has a new haircut today that I haven't seen but am sure that I will love when I see it. She said that she wants to shag herself because of her hair, and then me, stupidly said that I want to shag her not her hair.
How do I get out of that?
I am shaking my head in disbelief that I told her something so bloody obvious.