Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Wary Girl Caution


I told Wary Girl that I want to shag her.

She has a new haircut today that I haven't seen but am sure that I will love when I see it. She said that she wants to shag herself because of her hair, and then me, stupidly said that I want to shag her not her hair.


How do I get out of that?

I am shaking my head in disbelief that I told her something so bloody obvious.



Stef said...

Not the coolest of chat-up lines that one...

Just shrug, look bashful and mention that you want to shag her again but don't mention the hair. Blame it on coursing hormones or something.

Elisabeth said...

Yep, smiling like an idiot and fiddling with his ring :)
Should probably pity his wife for being married to such a loser...

Stef said...

Eh? *confused*

(By the way the deleted comment was just the one reposted under I Am a Hustler once I worked out how to do it.)