The other night I got chatting with Little Miss Oompa and she decided to get all flirty with me on Messenger.
Of course I was horrified at the turn this conversation was going so I chose the direct route and told her she wasn't my cup of tea.
This only blimming well encouraged her.
Stoked her fire.
She then proceeded to tell me how she would like to kiss me and do unthinkable, let alone unmentionable, things to me.
I told her that I didn't fancy her in 'that way' but as usual fell on deaf ears.
She was not drunk either when chatting with me.
She was drinking coke.
I was, as usual, drinking bad wine.
Just as an aside, to all you 'great wine makers' wanna send me one so that I can have my faith restored in fine wine? Because at the moment, you ALL suck. And getting me in to far too much trouble:-)
I don't have a clue what my next 'move' should be.
Am stewing like a dormant volcano.