Thursday, June 22, 2006

Grannies in Worthing

Walking to work today I was.

I was overtaken.

By a granny on foot.

By a mile.


I even tried to outsmart her by taking a shortcut but she still managed to be ahead of me.

I am disgusted.

By her speed.

By her cunning.

And the fact that I am officially slower than a proper granny.

Seems like I need to pay a visit to Age Concern to pull a bird so that we can relate or what?

(shaking head incomplete disbelief at this little scenario I tell ya!)

3 comments:

Stef said...

Hee, hee... Mind you with all the grannies in Worthing it's not surprising that there's at least one faster than practically anyone! Law of averages and all that.

mickeyporkpies said...

trip her up then see who's faster!

Happybutterfly said...

That is a fine idea although I'm sure she would do some mad Jean Claude Van Damme stunt that would put her to the finishing line much faster than the speed of light even!