Just an after thought this one.
Woke up Monday morning.
Run out of coffee = brain will not function properly.
Put on Jamaica footie shirt and other things that go with it.
Went for a walk into town.
Never had so many blokes big grin me, snigger me or "morning luv" me in my entire life.
The shame, scandal and ridiculousness of me, is what is was.
Come on, someone take pity on me!