Walking to work today I was.
I was overtaken.
By a granny on foot.
By a mile.
I even tried to outsmart her by taking a shortcut but she still managed to be ahead of me.
I am disgusted.
By her speed.
By her cunning.
And the fact that I am officially slower than a proper granny.
Seems like I need to pay a visit to Age Concern to pull a bird so that we can relate or what?
(shaking head incomplete disbelief at this little scenario I tell ya!)