Complicated bi girls. Why is that?

I mean really. Every girl that I have ever been out with has had some kind of complication.

It may be to do with the complication of:

• The mind
• The body.
• The ex. Especially the ex.

Take Miss Germany for instance.

She has just finished with a ridiculously offensive, to me, fellow Scorpio laydee, who tried (unsuccessfully) to play mind games with me through my ex. Didn't work. I don't succumb to psychos, like, ever.

But fair play.

She tried.

Her games worked with all the other silly exes of Miss Germany but not me.

I feel smug.

I feel strong.

Bisexual girl 1

Mental cow 0