This is a major note to self.
The above combination do not a good combo make.
You know what you are like every full moon.
Do not invite weird, but oddly curious midget sized bi girls who are on heat to your house bearing gifts of copious amounts of alcohol ever again.
Do you hear?
Don't do it.
It will only end up with you snogging the lard off her and making some kind of nasty sandwich.
Get out more.
With immediate effect.