Miss Germany Is coming OMG

This is a bit bizarre for me.

The fact that Miss Germany is coming for three days at the end of May.

The idea that I would love to have rampant (and I really do mean rampant) sex with her for 95% of the time (come on a girl's gotta eat) but for the little problem of a house full of kids.

Including a baby in the bedroom.

I am attempting to visualise withheld moans of delight and cries of pleasure whilst a teenager is underneath the bedroom and a baby within.

Freaking me out a bit.

I am now having to plan my sexual encounters with Miss Germany meticulously...like a German;-)

Any ideas would be welcome...