The fact that Miss Germany is coming for three days at the end of May.
The idea that I would love to have rampant (and I really do mean rampant) sex with her for 95% of the time (come on a girl's gotta eat) but for the little problem of a house full of kids.
Including a baby in the bedroom.
I am attempting to visualise withheld moans of delight and cries of pleasure whilst a teenager is underneath the bedroom and a baby within.
Freaking me out a bit.
I am now having to plan my sexual encounters with Miss Germany meticulously...like a German;-)
Any ideas would be welcome...