Lynden David Hall - one soul brother

I managed to 'handle' Valentines Day with my mum and a close family friend. We handled it with a nice big bottle of Brandy and a bucketful of tears.

This is the perfect way to grieve.

Worthing timber burn out

So. Worthing idiots/arsonists help in the ridding of the washed up timber that caused the beaches along the Sussex coast to be closed, by setting it ablaze in the middle of the night?

Dumb.

Dumb.

Dumb.

Quality tastes better than quantity

I was just about to click 'create new post' (and add some depressing thoughts about tomorrow but I will hold that for the day itself thank you very much), when my eyes were drawn to my tag line about quality tasting better than quantity.

Got me all excited it did (yes, I can be sad at times, oh yes, very sad).

Because I don't know which idiot would rather eat three mingin pussies than one sweet, pure, juicy, moist, perfumed one(au naturell of course), is really, beyond me.

Pussies are meant to be enjoyed, caressed, nurtured to the point of no return, devoured and ravished until the heavens open, right there, yes, just there;-)

Pulling

This is the funniest new series by the BBC. There is only one day left on it before I suppose they put up Episode 2 but here is the first one.

I watched this with a girl friend and we laughed out loud continuously.

I laughed until I was crying.

Then I laughed until it hurt.

Then I stopped laughing because I was crying.

It's a girl thing:-)

(Might not be viewable outside UK though)

Time to get messy