Apparently according to an Ouija Board, (online I hasten to add), I will get pregnant in October. I will have a baby girl. I will have a nice job in December. I will not sing on stage again. My ex husband still loves me. I should buy a lottery ticket tomorrow.
It's obvious I need to go to bed, wake up, get a life.
Monday, August 30, 2004
Tuesday, August 24, 2004
Music sounds better in my head (apparently)
In my title I was about to use the word alledgedly (hmm had to think about the spelling on that one!), then I thought better becuase didn't want to confuse myself with the attempt of the possibility of suing myself. Could become far too entertaining for myself. I hate that in news 'items'. That word. Alledgedly. People are just too scared to say the truth these days. Fear of sueage. Yep just made that word up. Will not be using spellcheck this time. I'm not scared, I'm not scared. Fact is, am far too into the music that is not being blagged and bragged about. The music that is rocking without moving the television. The unsung albums that people (usually thirtysomethings) know are rocking and don't need the confirmation. So. My head is rocking completely to Kelis. Yes. Her. Her who tries too hard in these latest video offerings, for what reason I have not yet figured out. But.
The track is : Attention. Album. Tasty. Artist. Kelis.
Fantabulous.
As an aside. TextGirl (oh she with the breasts only a man dared dream about being in the middle of, until me that is), has lost the plot. I don't think it was to do with interacting with me. Really:-)
Turn left, (can't have another aside now can we?), exgirlfriend in Munich is really, really on one. Which is just the behaviour that all men do (the exes), when they find out that we have another:-)
The track is : Attention. Album. Tasty. Artist. Kelis.
Fantabulous.
As an aside. TextGirl (oh she with the breasts only a man dared dream about being in the middle of, until me that is), has lost the plot. I don't think it was to do with interacting with me. Really:-)
Turn left, (can't have another aside now can we?), exgirlfriend in Munich is really, really on one. Which is just the behaviour that all men do (the exes), when they find out that we have another:-)
Monday, August 02, 2004
Women are like buses aren't they?
This is my thought.
Why?
Because all these months that I have had this mysterious phone ad live, have not heard much from women. Then I meet someone I really like and then the messages are coming thick and fast. I just can't get over this regular occurrence. I know that this will happen but it surprises me nonetheless.
A partiuclarly intersting woman has rung and will be known as Gatwick Express. She "likes women and this would be the first time for me".
I can't help it. I have a weakness for first timers:-)
My ex girlfriend is also not impressed that TextGirl is on the scene. She has nicknamed her 'WonderGirl' with a thick layering of sarcasm and a dash of distaste. Ex has now stated that she is coming to stay at my house for a week in October, and hope this pisses off TextGirl. I haven't said no to my ex because there is no guarantee that TextGirl will still be around then.
The sex with my ex is really something not to be sniffed at.
I believe I am getting to understand the term 'Player'.
Hmm.
Why?
Because all these months that I have had this mysterious phone ad live, have not heard much from women. Then I meet someone I really like and then the messages are coming thick and fast. I just can't get over this regular occurrence. I know that this will happen but it surprises me nonetheless.
A partiuclarly intersting woman has rung and will be known as Gatwick Express. She "likes women and this would be the first time for me".
I can't help it. I have a weakness for first timers:-)
My ex girlfriend is also not impressed that TextGirl is on the scene. She has nicknamed her 'WonderGirl' with a thick layering of sarcasm and a dash of distaste. Ex has now stated that she is coming to stay at my house for a week in October, and hope this pisses off TextGirl. I haven't said no to my ex because there is no guarantee that TextGirl will still be around then.
The sex with my ex is really something not to be sniffed at.
I believe I am getting to understand the term 'Player'.
Hmm.
Tuesday, July 27, 2004
A pause for girl on girl hot sex.
Apologises for not having written about the meeting of TG (Text Girl for those not in the know) on Sunday. Have been on a sexual buzz since then. Sorry for not taking the time to pause whilst I was licking up some tasty sugar. The lesson was truly learnt. If people do not put themselves on an attractiveness scale, without anyone asking them to, then this means, you could be nicely surprised. As I was. Ok. That was an English under, under statement.
Text Girl is more gorgeous than my mind could have ever imagined (and I have a lot of that up there let me tell you!). Breasts to make you go "ooh" and a body fitter than Kwikfit. So I was speechless for, like, an eon or two.
Took TG to The Shack and to my utmost horror, first the owner "went on one" chasing TG like a puppy does his tail. Telling me about what a babe she is (as if I didn't know) and then secondly, the crazy woman I met last week in there was also there. Trying to snog me again. In front of TG.
I was shaking my head in complete disbelief.
Luckily TG was cool.
We even got to the crucial 2nd phonecall stage where she suggested we drive to Brighton today. Which we did. With the kids. Mine. She has none. Was fab.
She's gone home now but will be back later.
Maybe she is keen for round two tonight?
Better change the sheets. Just in case:-)
Text Girl is more gorgeous than my mind could have ever imagined (and I have a lot of that up there let me tell you!). Breasts to make you go "ooh" and a body fitter than Kwikfit. So I was speechless for, like, an eon or two.
Took TG to The Shack and to my utmost horror, first the owner "went on one" chasing TG like a puppy does his tail. Telling me about what a babe she is (as if I didn't know) and then secondly, the crazy woman I met last week in there was also there. Trying to snog me again. In front of TG.
I was shaking my head in complete disbelief.
Luckily TG was cool.
We even got to the crucial 2nd phonecall stage where she suggested we drive to Brighton today. Which we did. With the kids. Mine. She has none. Was fab.
She's gone home now but will be back later.
Maybe she is keen for round two tonight?
Better change the sheets. Just in case:-)
Tuesday, July 20, 2004
Cooking with the text girl
Finally got the courage in the bag to call New Text Girl, forever known as TG. Turns out she lives in Bognor (and never been to Butlins, oh lucky girl!). She is 'street' as I first thought by her voice, but it seems she is on my level. Can't belive it! What I really cannot believe is her description of herself.
Mediterranean. Long black hair (forgot to ask about her eyes), tanned....sounds rather yummy to me. Plus (and there is indeed a plus).
She's a nurse.
We meet on Sunday.
She is completely nothing like the minger of last week.
Thank God.
Mediterranean. Long black hair (forgot to ask about her eyes), tanned....sounds rather yummy to me. Plus (and there is indeed a plus).
She's a nurse.
We meet on Sunday.
She is completely nothing like the minger of last week.
Thank God.
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