Secret Santa

I have never worked anywhere before where Secret Santa is played.

Now I have the strange task of buying a present, under a fiver, preferably silly/fun for my supervisor. She doesn't know it's from me and we all drew names from a hat. We are not allowed to question the person that we picked either. (just for those who don't know what Secret Santa is).

Can someone plllleeeease suggest something/things for me?

Side note: I haven't been blogging regularly because I have power supply issues with my Dell. It will not turn on so god knows who's going to fix it. Grrrrrr.

What happens when you don't pay car tax

The police have paid me a visit. Just now.

Nothing but drama and flashing lights outside my house. A couple of nasty traffic wardens and a lovely big DVLA van.

They only went and clamped our Mercedes. Placed a lovely yellow sticker on the driver window (not read yet as pouring with rain).

Clamped?!!Can't believe it actually.

Did the same to a car a couple rows down too, even when the man was 'discussing' it with them.
No good that did.

This is why I did not open the front door.

This is all becuase He-who-shall-not-be-named didn't sort his life out.

FFS.

Wanking over celebrities (definitely not work friendly post!)

For the past three mornings I have woken up and attempted to wank over/about LL Cool J;-) He has just gotten in my head and I just cannot for love nor money get him out! I don't usually fancy people in the public eye but he is definitely like a fine wine that has improved with age:-)

My difficulty in not cumming over him is for that very fact that he is in the public eye, not someone I know, have smelt, have touched.

Bloody annoying.

Imagine having Groundhog Day and never cumming.....

Pussy girl let down Part 1

Baby Girl let me down:-(

She was supposed to meet me tonight at the Crap Pub after work tonight but she didn't. I didn't think that she would come down in the freezing cold of tonight but there was hope. No matter how slight. The thing that got me was that last night she promised she would come. I even told her not to do so because shit always happens.

She still wanted to promise.

So I finished work at 6p.m tonight and no, she was not there because she had a scenario. I believe that she can match me in scenarios I tell ya! However, all I felt was sad. Upset. Only a little but still.

Spoke to her on the phone tonight and indeed she did have a scenario whereas she has been left babysitting her niece because her brother and girlfriend have had a big row and she has had to look after the kid whilst they continue to kill themselves on this full moon night.

Great.

How inconsiderate of brother.

She has now apologised profusely and rescheduled for next Saturday no matter what else.

I want her so badly.

I want to see what she looks like without beer goggles on, although I met her when I was still pretty much compus mentos;-) (so she must be at least 70% hotness ;-))

Why are women soooo difficult??!!!

Do you know someone who is GLBT?

So now I sound like something you order when you're starving and pop in to Burger King for some lunch.

According to this article
70 percent of heterosexual adults in the survey admitted that they knew someone who is either gay, lesbian, bisexual or transgender.

It would be much more interesting if someone would do a survey of a large proportion of GLBT's to see if they knew any straight people. However I cannot come up with an enticing abbreviation for such people that is anywhere near anything resembling a McDonalds menu.

Yet.

Egged on Halloween

You wait til I get my hands on the effing twats who egged my house just because we said no trick and no treat either. To 'get egged', for those who are not in the know, means that a bunch of idiots throw raw eggs in their shells at you/your house/your car *delete as applicable, FOR FUN.

Idiots.

Twats.

Wait til next year.

I've got some reverse psychology planned for them I tell ya.

Weed shortage is planned

So finally I read some proof in writing that the weed shortage is real, planned, and apparently a lot to do with Vietnamese children. The Association of Chief Police Officers are due to report on the results of a two week initiative, which did indeed work, in September, across 17 counties.

So now you know.

If you have weed. Hang on to it.

It is precious in all parts:-)