What do I do about this girl!

Today has been totally touchy feely day with Miss Spice. I don't know how to handle this girl. She has made me nearly cum in my g-string today I tell ya!

Three meetings in college I have had with this woman and I have been like a num nut. Unable to speak that much. Unable to cope with her stroking me almost all over my body.

Miss Spice says that we are going out this weekend (erm,,think we have heard that before)..I personally think that I will fuck it up completely then. Her words alone is enough "let's get fucked". (cough)..been thinking that for a while there babe.

I've been playing it so far as suggested by the wonderful male advice I have had online but a)what do I do when I am drunk with her and b)am I not becoming a player?..ain't that bad to be a player but I wasn't intending on it!
Arrgh!

This is Miss Spice!

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Jesus.Bible bashers.Laying on of hands.Stop it.

Ok. Cough.

I went to the bizarre place that is The Crap Pub and met another student who knew more about me than myself it seemed. This was probably because the times that she met me before was at Da Shack when I was inebriated with my choice tipple..Wray & Nephew (for those who don't know).

I thought I was in with a chance at first because she is a babe and was drunk in a nice way and very receptive to me but then I found out the road we were travelling on was (cough again), slightly different..

She is 24. Has a boyfriend, that she quickly introduced me to. Kev.

I am very wary of anybody called Kev. Or Tracey. Or Sharon for that matter. But I digress.

When I asked where they met, I was sent on a round the world trip of guesses that did me wrong.

In the end I had to look at their necks as a clue.

Of course this is normal no?

Two big glaring mothers of a cross were staring right at me. Winking even.

You see, this kind of behaviour has to stop.

When I saw this and understood where they met, I turned into the Wray & Nephew Anti Christ Mad Bird.(no hyperlink found in Google there, sorry). She is kinda intense. Scary even.

I did the right thing and said I'm not bothered.(to avoid a grand debate/discussion). You do your thing and I will not comment.

I said.

But.

Them crosses kept glaring and glinting at me. I became more and more agitated in The Ole Crap Pub.

This is not what you need really when you are out celebrating not having to work in the goddamn sweetie shop at the weekend anymore because you have somehow got a life again. Is it?

So. What did I do?

I ranted. I raved.

I did it some more.

You know what she did right in the middle of a rant?

Said "Sorry but I hope you don't mind..' and then layed her hands on me and started saying 'in the name of the Father, The Blah and The Blah di Blah..save this c.u.n blah" or words to that effect.

Tried to save me. Tried to save me??!!!

No dot ever dot way dot

I feel like I have been cursed. Fiddled with. Whatever.

I definitely feel filthy.

People who do that kind of thing should actually stop.

Or is it just me and I should feel in some way blessed?

Personally....I think.....

How very dare you!

Rush Hour 3 Okay I am smiling

I don't usually talk about films/movies (depending on where you're at) but I am actually looking forward to this release. I have seen the trailers and I was laughing my head off.

The thing is that when Rush Hour 2 finished and you knew that they left it open for another one, well, I was shaking my head in a 'Rocky 9' type moment riddled with disbelief.

I didn't think that it was possible to make me laugh again in a Rush Hour.

Trailers make me think. Different.

Anticipation cometh.

We Dig Tv For all you 80's gameshow freaks!

Oh this is something most people will love. New thing to do with broadband on the block, type thing.

If, like me, you used to think that you were any good at CatchPhrase (apparently not), Family Fortunes (let's not even go there), Countdown (no way), Bullseye, Blockbusters or The Price is Right, then mosey on down to this fab website.

We Dig Tv.

Oh yeah.

Broadband at it's best.
Enjoy!

Paris Hilton. Get.A.Life

You see.

I have missed the wonderful boat that was Paris Hilton.(am sure millions of others did too).

Thank God.

So. I do not give a flying f.u.c. and you know the rest, about her going to jail for 45 days and her begging on Myspace for people to sign an online petition.

I am disgusted by this modern day head up own arse behaviour.

Read about it here.

Paris Hilton must stop.

For all our sakes.

This does justify a "jaysus".

Miss Spice is back on!

Oh yeah! I don't usually like to react to situations like this but..
Miss Spice mailed me today with the excuse of "sorry but was busy". Fair enough..obviously not for those who know me..but yeah.

I have to thank every man who gave me advice because this has worked. Have been cool and she has come back...reeeeesult!

She is going to call me. She said.

Been all nice to me and going for it but I have remained calm.LOL

Really hard for me but it has got to be done.

Oh what a happy butterfly I am tonight!

I thought I was Phoebe from Friends

You scored as Rachel. Popular and stylish you're Rachel. You can be a little vain at times but your heart is in the right place. Rachel 75% Phoebe 70% Joey 65% Chandler 65% Monica 55% Ross 50% Which Friend are you? created with QuizFarm.com So 5 percent out then!

How to comment on a blog

You surf.

You stumble upon a blog.

You like the look of it.

You read quite a few entries but feel there's nothing that you can really add to the thread or point being made.

So what do most people do next?

Click on another blog or set up an rss feed to come back when the blog is updated.

What would be really nice is if the reader left a comment, even if it just says "have a nice day" or "nice blog".

That would be fabulous.

Thanks for reading!

All rise to the booby ladder

I have just been checking out my stats, of which I thought would be appalling considering my lack of writing lately..obviously enjoying the sunshine is my reason. Been checking them out on the wonder that is Statcounter.

However, today I am stunned.

How the fuck does 9 % of search terms lead to my blog for 'booby ladder'? Ok, what it is translating to is the wonderful Sarah Beeny that I tend to drool over from time to time.

But.

Booby Ladder?

I don't think the lady would be impressed.

Frankly, neither would I!

Afterthought..she is still fit..hubby or not!

I have messed up already with Miss Spice

Ok. So I'm not particularly happy right now because in the last 24 hours, things have taken a different turn.

I do not know why she is not answering anything from me today. Total blank.

It could be the "she is too intense for me" thing, which I have had all my life. This is why I am well and truly happy with the friends that I do have because I know that they "get me".

But in the last 24 hours, Miss Spice has ignored me completely and I do not know why.

You want to know my mood?

Disturbed. Pissed off. Sad.