Monday, August 30, 2004

Ouija go madness

Apparently according to an Ouija Board, (online I hasten to add), I will get pregnant in October. I will have a baby girl. I will have a nice job in December. I will not sing on stage again. My ex husband still loves me. I should buy a lottery ticket tomorrow.

It's obvious I need to go to bed, wake up, get a life.

Tuesday, August 24, 2004

Music sounds better in my head (apparently)

In my title I was about to use the word alledgedly (hmm had to think about the spelling on that one!), then I thought better becuase didn't want to confuse myself with the attempt of the possibility of suing myself. Could become far too entertaining for myself. I hate that in news 'items'. That word. Alledgedly. People are just too scared to say the truth these days. Fear of sueage. Yep just made that word up. Will not be using spellcheck this time. I'm not scared, I'm not scared. Fact is, am far too into the music that is not being blagged and bragged about. The music that is rocking without moving the television. The unsung albums that people (usually thirtysomethings) know are rocking and don't need the confirmation. So. My head is rocking completely to Kelis. Yes. Her. Her who tries too hard in these latest video offerings, for what reason I have not yet figured out. But.

The track is : Attention. Album. Tasty. Artist. Kelis.

Fantabulous.

As an aside. TextGirl (oh she with the breasts only a man dared dream about being in the middle of, until me that is), has lost the plot. I don't think it was to do with interacting with me. Really:-)

Turn left, (can't have another aside now can we?), exgirlfriend in Munich is really, really on one. Which is just the behaviour that all men do (the exes), when they find out that we have another:-)

Monday, August 02, 2004

Women are like buses aren't they?

This is my thought.

Why?

Because all these months that I have had this mysterious phone ad live, have not heard much from women. Then I meet someone I really like and then the messages are coming thick and fast. I just can't get over this regular occurrence. I know that this will happen but it surprises me nonetheless.

A partiuclarly intersting woman has rung and will be known as Gatwick Express. She "likes women and this would be the first time for me".

I can't help it. I have a weakness for first timers:-)

My ex girlfriend is also not impressed that TextGirl is on the scene. She has nicknamed her 'WonderGirl' with a thick layering of sarcasm and a dash of distaste. Ex has now stated that she is coming to stay at my house for a week in October, and hope this pisses off TextGirl. I haven't said no to my ex because there is no guarantee that TextGirl will still be around then.

The sex with my ex is really something not to be sniffed at.

I believe I am getting to understand the term 'Player'.

Hmm.